Airlines suck. All of them. I have written about Velvet sky being on the top of the list but as of late I am finding Kulula to be coming in close second. So feeling ballsy and a tad unfiltered in my manner I replied to yet another “we’re so sorry for the delay” with no compensation message. I wrote this message because after yet another ridiculously long, uninformative delay I have experienced, this flight was the ‘unfunnest’ due to the obviously gatvol and critically rude hostesses. I also wrote it under the pretence that no one would read it.
So for your enjoyment I present to you my own unreasonable attempt at being “thee brat”:
Hi Heidi
I understand there can be delays and there are technical issues but ultimately I was upset by the attendants on the plane who were equally as upset but needn't treat others so rudely.
As far as compensation goes I have never been compensated by Kulula in my monthly flights between jhb and cpt in any of the delays for the past three years! This has included everything from a 9 hour delay due to a bomb scare to number of cancellations. Over the years what I should have gotten was a free ticket or even a coke, but so much disappointment has mounted to a whole holiday which I'm sure as per usual I will not get.
So ultimately Heidi no, I don't care how funny your ads are, I do not accept your apology on behalf of Kulula, not that anyone will even bother reading or replying to this message.
Regards
Once again disappointed unfan: Dana Rodrigues
I understand there can be delays and there are technical issues but ultimately I was upset by the attendants on the plane who were equally as upset but needn't treat others so rudely.
As far as compensation goes I have never been compensated by Kulula in my monthly flights between jhb and cpt in any of the delays for the past three years! This has included everything from a 9 hour delay due to a bomb scare to number of cancellations. Over the years what I should have gotten was a free ticket or even a coke, but so much disappointment has mounted to a whole holiday which I'm sure as per usual I will not get.
So ultimately Heidi no, I don't care how funny your ads are, I do not accept your apology on behalf of Kulula, not that anyone will even bother reading or replying to this message.
Regards
Once again disappointed unfan: Dana Rodrigues
And so it seems being ‘thee brat’ in some circumstances can be really helpful and may just get you a free flight. Thanks Kulula, you’ll definitely be hearing from me as soon as this flight decides to delay itself.
